Maybe, its the little fucked up in life that keep me smiling. Well, at least part of the time. This morning on FB a friend of mine posted this hilarious bit of jesus blasphemy. Its just one of many fucked up blasphemous jesus memes! I was sipping on my cup of expresso and came across this. I about died. LOL
Have I not been telling you perverts, on the phone, that jesus wont save our pretty play-toys from the sick perversions we have? While everyone is having fun poking (literally) these lambs of god. Jesus was off sucking cock or making a daisy chain for his long girly hair while the most delicious kinds of accomplice play go on.
Not much fucking help there, son. Now you see why you are such a disappointment? Christians who have blind faith in such a moron gives me a reason to get up in the morning. Keep up the good work, dummy. The more neglect you dish out the more people that question whether or not you should be the god in their life.
This is where I step in. Recruiting for Lucifer, made just a little bit easier by you, dumb-ass. When you talk to this satanic phone sex mistress I am always scheming to add to Satan’s fucked up legion of perverts and sickos. Dorks like jesus make my job a pleasure to perform.
I may start making my own blasphemous jesus memes? What you guys think?