Who thought summer was a good idea?
All that hot sun beating down on my lilly white flesh is horrid! I hate sweating and I hate sun in my eyes! I can barely see anything, even with ray bans on. This kinky Femdom has no idea what the big deal is? Why do you sun-worshippers exist? I guess, fried human taste good to a vampire? Ok, lol, I might have a point there but not if you are going to cover yourself in sun-tan oil. Stuff smells awful and tastes even worse. Maybe, some coconut oil would be better? Hey, if you look tasty enough I might even offer to help rub it in. *WInk*
All kidding aside, I just dont get it. Never will. I cant rememeber the last time I even had a tan. I have been avoiding the sun for so many years now. I know it wont be a popular notion but I cant wait for fall and then winter! The glorious, dreary, days of constant rain soothe my savage soul! This heat oppresses me. Its unbearable, I tell you! I think I will just stay inside in the air conditioning. I have lots of ice and vodka. What else would I need? A little refer madness and Netflix, yes? My cute kitties? Darn tootin!!
Oh and some hot vampish, femdom, phone sex with you kinksters! Lets not forget that!! Other then that I am going to hide, blog and keep the vodka flowing. Oh and tweeting on twitter too, which I havent done in the last couple of days. My bad. I know how much you guys love all my posts of 80’s goth music. 😉 Seriously, get your butt on twitter and open and account, dude. You can follow me and all my groovy posts.
Other then that? Protest this shitty weather. Ugh!