Its a weird title right? Well, not if you know this BDSM phone sex mistress’ absolute disdain of the sun. I clearly dont understand why anyone would get so excited over this weather. Where is my dreary skies and rain? I am pouting like I do every damn year. I dont like to sun-tan, I dont enjoy volley ball at the beach. Jesus, hanging out at the pool? No thanks. I will leave that up to the rest of you. This vampira has never liked the sun. Thats right, even before I became a goth femdom I couldnt stand summer. The only thing I like is growing pretty flowers and herbs. That is the only good thing about the sun and the warmer weather. Every year I have my hanging garden. So I hang plants all around my deck roof. Pretty Fuchsias, Catnip, Holy Basil, Spearmint, Peonies, Snap Dragons etc.. I love pretty flowers espcially if they smell nice. I would grow Jasmine since its my fave scent but I am afraid it wouldnt do well in a hanging pot.
Last year I had a flower that had little bells on it and the inside of the bell looked like a cock! I am so immature at times, I had to get everyone I know to come look at my cock bells. I was rather proud of them.
Why does this BDSM phone sex mistress hate the sun and summer?
Way too hot!
I am photosensitive
My eyes cant see in the harsh light
Did I mention I hate it hot?
If I could enslave the sun and put it in bondage I would. I would cackle like a witch and I would hide that fat yellow bastard in my basement lol. Ok I dont have a basement but I do have a big blue tarp! Anything to be able to go outside and enjoy a cloudy, gray, day. Its utter blasphemy for the sun to have its own way. Who made it the boss? I am ready for a revolution, boys! Lets black magic that moon into submission and make this witchy vampire happy!