Whats UP? Yeah I know that was kind of a corny joke, ha! Sue me. I wanted to check in with my kinky fetish fans and let you know whats new in your satanic phone sex mistress’s personal world. I have been fairly grumpy this year. I know its only march of 2016 but so far its kinda sucked. I somehow developed pretty severe tendonitis in my shoulder. It could have been from an injury I got last december. Let me tell you it HURTS like hell! I have limited range of motion and the pain has been described as “like a tooth ache” and I fully agree! Your satanic mistress is NO massochist. Actually I am a big baby and can be quite sulky when it comes to ME being pain. You on the other hand….well I am a bit of an erotic sadist. When I see a mans tushy presented to me I immediately think paddles and spankings. Dont get me started on CBT fetish play. You get the idea. I like being in control. You already knew this, though, didnt you? Such kinky fans I have.
So I started physiotherapy and next I am trying acupuncture. I dont know if I like the idea of anyone sticking needles in me but this shoulder is killing me so I am going to go through with it. I actually dig chinese medicine and holistic stuff. You may not have known that. I am quite the health nut to be honest. I eat a strict plant based diet and use herbs *Winks* to keep myself happy, healthy and wise. Your body is your temple. Let me correct that. My body is your temple. When you are a femdom goddess you cant help but let your mind slide into the domination gutter every few seconds or so. lmao
I am a side sleeper and I like to sleep on the side that has the tendonitis. Consequently, it hurts and makes sleeping impossible. Thats another thing that makes me grumpy like an ole grizzly bear. I need my sleep. At least 8 lovely hours. How can a crypt girl get her sleep if she keeps feeling pain? She cant. This is why I asking all of you to call and ask me to take my pain out on you. Yes, you heard me right. Lets get out the BDSM toys and other fun things and lets have a domination session. Fun will be had by all and it will take my mind off my tendonitis. Be a good boy and pick up the phone and offer to be my fantasy slave.
Thats one hot order for a kinky fetish fan! *wink*